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Aries: There is a fine line between something that motivates you, and something that distracts you, Aries. So next time you need that pick-me-up while writing that paper, probably best to stray away from listening to your favorite song ever. Opt for some classical music.

Taurus: Lack of productivity can have people feeling a bit down, Taurus. To remedy this, do that one task that you’ve been pushing off. Typically, that’s the one that is sitting at the bottom of your ongoing to-do list. You can do it!

Gemini: Having some relaxation doesn’t have to break the bank, Gemini! Try putting on a facemask and closing your eyes for a little bit! Great clarity can come from a few moments of peace and quiet. Or even try a guided mediation from an app.

Cancer: We all have choices in this life, Cancer. Whether you choose to be your greatest ally or your greatest enemy and critic. Someone needs to always have your back, so it might as well be you.

Leo: While things come to those who wait, Leo, make sure you’re not waiting too long. Sometimes you need to stop waiting for it to be given to you, and go out and do what it takes for you to get it for yourself.

Virgo: Inspiration can be found anywhere, Virgo. Whether that be in the car on the way to work, at a coffee shop, or in the shower. Just remember: not all ideas are good ideas. Like the shake weight. And idea, but not good.

Libra: A cleaning spree will be in your future this week, Libra. It’s probably time to get rid of that stuffed animal your ex-boyfriend from middle school gave you. Unless you’re still pining over him, then you may have bigger issues to tackle.

Scorpio: Motivation for you seems to be fleeting this week, Scorpio. But that’s okay, as long as you don’t make it a habit! This is a sign from your subconscious telling you that you are overdue for a much-needed break.

Sagittarius: Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game, Sagittarius! If you don’t like baseball, then we suggest you don’t play. But if you take this metaphorically, then keep on chasing your dreams.

Capricorn: Peach scented candles will create good karma for you this week, Capricorn. You must be very specific with your peach scents, or your karma will be destroyed. We suggest taking a trip to Bath and Body Works or Yankee Candle.

Aquarius: The end is in sight for you, Aquarius! The end of that ridiculously long line at Chipotle. Don’t make the mistake of going there at peak time, you will regret it every single time. Or just embrace the life of ordering online.

Pisces: There are certain situations where there is only one thing that will make you feel better: cats. If you have a cat, prepare yourself to spend most of the day cuddled up with it. If you don’t have a cat, then borrow one.

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